me: *waits patiently in a line in a busy establishment with limited employees who can only work so fast
every 40+ person in the vicinity: OHHHHHHH MY GOD THIS IS RI-DIC-U-LOUS why is the space time continuum not being broken to IMMEDIATELY ACCOMODATE me, The Most Important Person In The World,
(via baracknobama)
k so i made this new russian friend at school this week and we were talking about memes, you know, as one does, and she was telling me about this underground russian meme where its pics of fish reading and saying shit like “i cant do this” and i thought it was the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen in my life so here u go. in order, theyre saying “help”, “disaster”, “pretty difficult”, and “it’s hard for me”
(via captainthrash666)
(via perovskita)
How people on the street see me irl
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via nuisance-gown)
Ig: melaniin.goddess
#blackgirlmagic #darkskinwomen #melanin #glowgoals
(via pizza--papi)
the only girls that look cute with short hair:
- all of them
- every single one of them
- literally everyone
the only girls that look cute with long hair:
- all of them
- every single one of them
- literally everyone
The only girls that look cute:
- all of them
- every single one of them
- literally everyone
Glad we settled this
(via spongebobssquarepants)
My answer when people ask me how my day is going
